“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Tracks
I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a idiot.
She throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
I couldn’t resist.
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER
fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this
AM I DOING IT RIGHT???
and they say gay marriage is unnatural
i’m screaming so hard right now ^
a whole raw potato
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any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
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Clara was on Gallifrey. Which means one of her echoes was a time lady.
At one point Clara was a time lady.
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET
THANK YOU
That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should say “today” or “tomorrow” after midnight.
The point where I may or may not have screamed loudly at the TV
i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
i mean
look at this fucking thing
IT’S CHARGING
you’re either a complete genius
or
you should be burnt at the stake…so should i start carrying fruits with me to class so i can charge my ipad?
i swear if we didn’t spent so much time on tumblr we could really change the world forever
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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
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